The Shakedown with Shooter and Mac G
Newly acquainted bros with nothing better to do after work so we decide to try this podcast stuff. We'll be having daily discussions about various topics from current events to whatever is on our minds. Let's get real and hopefully have a few laughs along the way.
The Shakedown with Shooter and Mac G
Honest Conversations: The Freedom of Speaking Your Truth
We open up about our podcasting journey and the importance of getting out of our comfort zones to discuss things that matter to us as men.
• Desert island fantasies reveal our top five celebrity crushes including Jennifer Lawrence and Margot Robbie
• Discussion of survival shows like "Naked and Afraid" and what it takes to truly survive in the wilderness
• Debate about veganism and protein needs, including experiences with meat alternatives
• Exploration of lottery systems and group investment schemes like "tandas" in Hispanic communities
• Reflections on family relationships and the philosophy of "loving from afar rather than hating up close"
• Honest communication in dating and relationships and the freedom that comes with speaking your truth
• Behind-the-scenes talk about our podcasting process and plans for improvement
We're looking to improve our studio setup and possibly move to a new recording location. Keep an eye out for our webpage with support links coming soon. If you want to contribute to help us improve our equipment and sound quality, we'd appreciate it!
and welcome to the show. Appreciate you guys tuning in.
Speaker 2:We apologize for the delay on the you know and yeah and uh, putting uh, our next episode out, and I know we we had to take down a couple episodes just cause we've been talking about getting a little bit more serious with this thing. And well, first of all, what up, what up, what up. Yeah, we just wanna get them.
Speaker 1:We just wanna get the people something good yeah, not everything we do is gonna be super hot fire, right, exactly fire. But this is why it's uncut and this is why we're bringing it to the people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, something different and still bear with us with the sound quality. I studio eight days above a bar and, um, it's diy still. So we might, and, and we're next to a truck yard, so, uh, we might hear trucks driving by, we might hear, we might hear a little beat coming from downstairs or from the jukebox, or a little bit of chatter or whatever. But the show must go on and it's going to help me better my production skills and everything else, because, like I said, that's what this whole podcast is about is, um, getting out of our comfort zones and, um, you know, uh, talking about the things that matter to us as men. Um, and hopefully, you know, get a woman's perspective here and there.
Speaker 2:We're not just, we're not anti-feminist or anything like that. We, we definitely want to get uh like that. We definitely want to get, uh, uh, every point of view that's out there. Um, so, you know, just bear with us. And the patreon page will be coming up soon. Um, a buzzcast uh page will be coming up soon too. Um, but as long as you guys could just just want to tune in to listen, that's all we really care about, ain't that right?
Speaker 1:ain, Ain't that right. Let me tell you something, right? What up G If I was stranded?
Speaker 2:on an island. If you were stranded on an island, If I was stranded on an island.
Speaker 1:Okay, Right, I thought like for real, you're stranded on an island. No, are we stranded on an island? I hope not. You know, if we were stranded on an island, I I don't know, bro that'd be kind of crazy.
Speaker 2:You know doing this podcast, I guess oh, dude, if I was stranded on an island and had wifi and had all this stuff, dude, oh you better believe that's all I'd be doing all day is podcasting, just doing stupid shit on YouTube on the mic that's like Castaway.
Speaker 1:But if he had the setup for a?
Speaker 2:podcast imagine yeah, bro yeah, dude.
Speaker 1:But I was like I was saying if I was stranded on an island and you could only pick top five women to be stranded on that island with, dude, I got my top five right. Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah, kate Upton, and I'm talking about prime time, you know. Okay, what's the other chick's name, that one chick, she was in.
Speaker 2:Kate Hudson, can you say?
Speaker 1:No, not Kate Hudson. I don't know who the hell Kate Hudson is. Oh okay, who is Kate Hudson? Kate Hudson, no, yumi. And.
Speaker 2:Dupree the who, yumi and Dupree the lady from Yumi, and.
Speaker 1:Dupree, don't know her. You know who I'm talking about, that one chick. She's in those movies she's super Gosley, where she's like a robot. But she's like the, she's like a robot program wife. You talking about Blade Runner?
Speaker 2:yeah, she's the chick like the. I never saw that one, or I'd have seen it, but I can't remember exactly. Let's find out actually so that's four.
Speaker 1:I think that's four right.
Speaker 2:I just heard two. Jennifer Lawrence you said somebody before that Kate Upton.
Speaker 1:Kate Hudson. Kate Upton, I thought you said Kate Hudson. You know Kate Upton? I don't know her. She's a model, she's a supermodel, right?
Speaker 2:Wasn't she married to some, to some bum she's married to some spikehead Brit.
Speaker 1:She's not married to me, that's for sure. You know what I'm saying Until I said what's up. So, kate Upton, jennifer Lawrence, that one chick from Blade Runner, that one chick from Zorro, the original Zorro.
Speaker 2:That one chick, salma Hayek, no, no, no, no. Well, is it Salma Hayek? Or you might be talking about Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Speaker 1:The old school chick, the one, the original Zorro chick. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I think that's Catherine Zeta-Jones. And one more oh you're talking about Ana de Armas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's pretty.
Speaker 2:The one with the powdery lips. She's Hispanic bro. Yeah, she's dope. Yeah her, she's a little hot, she's Cuban.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's Cuban. And you know who else I think I might Ana de Armas yeah. I need one more okay so you said Kate Upton, no, jennifer.
Speaker 2:Lawrence, kate Upton, yeah her.
Speaker 1:What's her name? Ana de Armas, her. I had already one more Jennifer Lawrence, kate Upton. Ana de Armas, that's three. I need two more. Yep, and I'll be good on the island. You know what I mean Chilling, like you know I'm not going to go crazy or nothing, but that'd be like dude, like you know, let them do their thing, and you know so, but I'd be cool with that man. Okay, well, the other two. You know I'm thinking like someone who knows how to cook. So, yeah, I leave you one of the old ladies from the, from the, what you call it, the little taco. Real places around here.
Speaker 2:You know they throw down, you know you're funny something like that, bro, but definitely dump three.
Speaker 1:And there was two more, bro. Oh, oh, what's her name? That one chick, maggie Robert. Maggie Robert, she plays the one chick from Maggie.
Speaker 2:Roberts.
Speaker 1:Maggie Roberts. I think she plays you ever seen the Birch Prey? She plays Harley Quinn.
Speaker 2:Oh, Margot Robbie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's a little hot, yeah, yeah yeah, harley Quinn, that's all you have to say is Harley Quinn, harley Quinn's crazy dude. Harley Quinn, that's all you had to say was Harley Quinn, harley Quinn, harley Quinn's crazy dude.
Speaker 2:Okay, so that's four, right yeah?
Speaker 1:Harley Quinn. Okay, and I'm thinking, I'm thinking she's got to be a throwback. You know, back in the day, j-lo Nah, hell, nah, no, nah, hell, nah. J-lo's cool're right, I think it's. You see, she got her homeboy Ben Affleck stressed Ben Affleck, I think it's. Is that her new husband?
Speaker 2:or something. Yeah, you have to. Well, I guess they're divorced, or in the middle of it.
Speaker 1:Supposedly she was trying to give tips about marriage and somebody was like someone who's collecting more rings than uh the dude from the avengers that one guy who's who goes around collecting rings shouldn't be talking about. You're talking about the thanos, yeah, thanos, you're like for someone who goes yeah, yeah but no one more, so it's tough scarlett johansson not on the list. No, you know who? Who? That one chick too. She's pretty, she's hot, Perfect A.
Speaker 2:Oh, emma Stone. Yeah, she's cool. Yeah, emma Stone, she's got a funny personality. Yep, yep, you know yeah.
Speaker 1:And one more.
Speaker 2:No, that's five.
Speaker 1:Well, no, because the old lady don't count, you know? Well, no, because the old lady don't count, you know, no, that's still 5, true? Yeah, you know, I think that would be you said Jennifer Lawrence, jennifer Lawrence. Gay Ducton the girl from Blade, ana de Armas. You said Emma.
Speaker 2:Stone, emma Stone or Roberts. Is it Emma Stone or Emma Roberts?
Speaker 1:Emma Stone and Maggie Roberts.
Speaker 2:Margot Robbie, margot Robbie. Harley Quinn top 5, bro, top 5 you. Is it Emma Stone or Emma Roberts? Emma Stone and Maggie Roberts? Oh, margot Robbie, margot Robbie. Yeah, harley Quinn, top five, bro, top five.
Speaker 1:You know, I don't know about nowadays, but that's just me, because I like I'm a little older yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I understand.
Speaker 1:Especially, come on man and then. But, like I said, it'd be cool. You know, nothing crazy, nothing crazy, nothing crazy at all. Huh, no, no, who wants to be on an island full of dudes Like what the fuck? Got a fucking sausage party going on here, dude? Yeah, well, I understand that for sure, hey man If it gets caught up there bro. I ain't trying to, Nah, dude. You ever seen that show? Naked and Afraid? Who in their right mind said hey, let's just put a guy and a girl, they're naked and they're afraid.
Speaker 1:And it might rain, and to stay warm the only way you can stay warm is to huddle together underneath Right right, you seen it.
Speaker 2:Have you seen the show? No, yeah, I mean I haven't seen the show, but I have heard of the show. I've seen bits and parts of it.
Speaker 1:Dude, yeah, that sounds pretty interesting, but it's not my thing. Um, yeah, no, but they do have one where you go solo, you know you're not naked or afraid, you know, you kind of go with some equipment I think they are so low unless they meet up.
Speaker 1:No no, no, no, they, they, they separate them pretty far. I think you get to choose 10, 10 items. You know you, you get your, you back up, you, you pack up however you like, but like, but you're only able to bring 10 items. Yeah, to survive. Yeah, I can't remember how long you have to survive for yeah, we do apologize about the noise.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, maybe some of our guys out there, you know they got some motorcycles themselves. Yeah, right, yeah. But you take 10 items and they drop you off pretty far from each other, like if we were to go like all right, like whoever cut out last, yeah, wins the money, right, so right. I think it's two weeks or something. Do some people? Some people drop in there and within an hour, start hallucinating, start start panicking I would.
Speaker 2:I don't I. I know there's nudies out there, but I'm not. I have to. I got to have some sort of clothing on. I'm not comfortable walking around.
Speaker 1:No, I'm talking about like fully clothed Like this is just no. Yeah, this isn't no. You go fully clothed Like you just pack 10 things Like you could bring a fire starter.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's a loan. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that one. Yeah, I've seen that one. That one's, that one's cool, that one I have seen. I wouldn't mind doing something like that, but the only thing the problem is that they pick people that are experienced already.
Speaker 1:But I thought about wanting to try out for something like that you know, imagine the people who don't try out for that, like they just go on a regular hike and next thing, you know, they're lost or they, they, they fall down the cliff and now they're just trying to survive. And that would suck, dude. You know being in situations where you kind of like need your phone, like you're stuck somewhere, or like you know you're in a position where you're like, damn, I could use my phone right now to call somebody to come and help me, or your phone just died, especially in one of those times. You know, but it doesn't seem easy, but no, but I think honestly, what happens is once you, once you're in that, once you're in that atmosphere, like that mold and the wilderness, I feel like your ancestry's memory kick in I don't know.
Speaker 2:I've thought about doing that, but I don't really think I can. When it comes to eating, I would definitely need to have had some courses or gone hunting a few times to get past the killing and gutting and undressing and you know, preparing your kill like. You know what I mean. Skinning it, yeah, cutting it open and letting it drain out. What part of the meat is good? What part of the carcass is good? What part do you throw away? What part can you save?
Speaker 1:Well, because I remember the story goes in the Bible. I think it goes. You know, god told him. He was like all this food is for everyone. And he was like I thought this food was unclean. He's like don't say that. He's like this food is when you eat it. Just give thanks. And that's why I do, dude, there's a lot of people in the world, that's why I be thinking like bro, how the hell do we feed so many people? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And then you have veg. That's why I be thinking like, bro, how the hell do we feed so many people? Yeah, you know, yeah. And then you have vegans too that don't eat any animals.
Speaker 1:But even still, like you, could be a vegan and still survive.
Speaker 2:That's true, but I don't know. I honestly don't believe that people that say they're vegan are fully vegan, because I mean, you had to have been born vegan to be fully vegan. So I mean, at some point in your life you've every vegan I believe has ingested, has ingested meat, has consumed meat at one point in their life you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:So like it's like you're saying if their parents weren't vegan, yeah, and their parents.
Speaker 2:They gotta come from a bloodline of vegans, I mean. Who would do that to their kids? Who would malnourished their babies? You know, you, I mean not that you're feeding kids meat right away, but, uh, you get a lot of your iron from meat, you know, I mean, and if you don't get iron in your diet, especially as a baby, then you can become A little bit weak. No, what is that? I forget the name. It's not a good thing. It's like where your red blood cells are low, okay, and your white blood cells are high, that does last Anemia?
Speaker 2:Anemia, anemic, and then it gets really bad and you can get end up. I think you can end up with this sickle cell anemia, but I'm not sure. So yeah, I mean you definitely, when they have their teeth, you definitely want to feed them a little bit to me, you know, not like whatever, but right you you know, like whatever's in Chef Boyardee or those canned goods that the babies like to eat.
Speaker 1:A little bit of something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then eventually over time too. I mean there is like roast beef and potatoes, Gerber, you know what I mean, that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1:Well, they started coming out with these burgers, these vegan burgers and stuff Like the Impossible Whopper or something Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, yeah, I never tried them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's interesting. I mean it tastes good, it doesn't taste that bad. I mean I still order a regular Whopper because I got to have my protein, and I mean not to say that that stuff's not good, but I definitely felt hungrier faster after I ate it, True? So that's the main reason why I don't like vegetable-based meat substitutes is because they don't fill me up and my diet requires a lot of protein, like on a constant.
Speaker 1:Definitely need that protein. Definitely need that protein. I usually get my protein from the Nesquik From Nesquik, yeah yeah, that little drink. They got like 14 grams of protein in there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean that's good, but I mean protein. There's a lot of protein in. There's that proteins and eggs and egg white. There's protein. You want to get natural protein. I mean not to say that that stuff not, it's not that great. I mean it's not bad for you but it's not that great, right? Um? But like, if you're trying to lose, do something on your diet where you're trying to lose weight, then those are always perfect because they don't like they help you lose weight without all that extra stuff. Your nutritional value is suffering. You still get all the nutritional values out of that stuff, even though it's always better to eat solids, no matter what.
Speaker 2:You know, I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't mind taking a cooking class yeah, yeah, I mean, I know how to cook and I'm a diy or so. I I feel like, as long as I have like a manual or recipe or something like that, I can figure it out on my own, true, especially what youtube and everything, yeah, and I love, I actually love to cook. So, uh, if I in the mood for something, I'll look for the recipe and then I'll plan it out ahead, like, um, really, the only time I look for recipes or anymore is when I'm planning, uh, thanksgiving, because now that I have this place, thank god, um, I have the space to be able to have my kids here, you're going to have a Thanksgiving thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean I had one last year Because I moved in. I think Actually I'll be. I'll have been here a year already. So so you know, definitely blessed, for sure, definitely blessed.
Speaker 1:You know I couldn't imagine what it's like to have to sleep out there yeah, yeah, it was, yeah, it was interesting and then the thing is you see some people who try to help these people and they get up and they get a.
Speaker 2:They get a attack, you know yeah, yeah, yeah, you definitely see some crazy stuff out there. Definitely see some crazy stuff out there.
Speaker 1:Guys just trying to give him a blanket Some homeless guy.
Speaker 2:The homeless guy gets upset and yeah, yeah, you definitely see some crazy stuff like that out there, for sure, definitely. But more than anything I don't know, you just try to keep to yourself and try not to Run into people that have bad vibes. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1:Stay away from them.
Speaker 2:Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1:What's up with them? Right, like what's up with these guys over here? Who the hell is this guy?
Speaker 2:Yep.
Speaker 1:Coming over here with that vibe Mojo Jojo. You know, what I mean. I don't need that dude. There's times, bro, where I'm, where I'm walking, just hanging out with my buddy and that guy you met, robert the skateboarder guy. Oh, yeah, yeah well, I don't know if you remember him. Long story short dude. And his car just stops. Dude, like three guys just jump out. Hey man, what's up with you guys?
Speaker 2:I got you, I got you, yeah, yeah, what the hell you know?
Speaker 1:Yeah, walking to the liquor store to get some beers. Yeah, that's so cute. That's insane man. What's up with this guy? Yeah, no kidding, yeah, this, this city's crazy like that, bro, it is dude. I hear some places like. I saw videos. I think it's in, uh uh, south korea they're walking around like 2 am, 1 am, like nothing yeah, you know everybody's having a good time. You know problems over here. You try that like. I mean I get it. You know it's different.
Speaker 2:But right, right, right, yeah it's. It's insane man it's.
Speaker 1:It's funny how, like even within the city, some other parts of the city could feel a little bit like north side. When I go up north, dude, I'm like damn, this feels. This feels like a totally different atmosphere, different you know yeah, no, no, no kidding man, that's for damn sure yeah, but that's the thing. That's why I like being out meeting new people, meeting new culture. Not everybody's a jerk yeah, yeah, it's for sure some pretty cool people out there, but then, but you do meet some people like what the hell, dude?
Speaker 1:yeah, yep, yep, um, let's see here oh, dude, did I tell you about this? Uh, I go and see my buddy. Right, I don't want to say no means, but I go and see my buddy dude, and we're, we're chilling. You know, I'm gonna talk. I tell him, man dude, so this was like a week, like a week or two ago. I told him, man dude, I had a dream about my ex, you know right right, dude, dude, this guy's like dude, you know it's crazy and we're chilling, you know which is you know, and he's like dude.
Speaker 1:I think I had a dream about your ex too. I was like what? That's crazy, yeah, dude. I said he's like yeah, dude, because it looked like her, but it was some girl from this block, and the block he lives on used to be the block that you know.
Speaker 2:But I'm like what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 1:huh. So I was like man, this guy man, so let me get out of here, dude that's so let me get out of here, dude. That's crazy, bro. Let me get out of here. You know what I mean. It'd be the people closest to you.
Speaker 2:Nah, so what do you think? You think you might end up getting your buddy on the podcast or what you?
Speaker 1:know you ever just had that one person who was like, oh, I'm going to stop this, I'm going to stop that, I'm going to stop drinking. I'm going to. You know they're always on that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And, like I said, dude, I don't judge. You know, I try to be cool, I try to help people. You know, like, hey, man, I wish the best and yeah, forever, dude, forever stopping smoking, right, right, I don't know, dude, that sounds beaming, huh, yeah you wanna.
Speaker 2:It's just insane, man. I mean, I don't know um I I was getting tired of it and just me and you just barely met and it's like you've only told me a handful of times about the whole situation.
Speaker 1:Good guy, dude I don't know. You're a good guy.
Speaker 2:I mean, you're a good guy for putting up with it, I wouldn't put up with it. I mean, I guess I would put up with it, but at the same time it'd be one of those things where it's like hey dude, you got to sit a person down and be like hey man, you got to learn to chill out, man, just relax and enjoy. You know, not make it all stressed out, bro.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, and so yeah, no, dude, it's just like you know.
Speaker 2:we're not here to down talk nobody and nothing like that no, no, no, but what I'm saying is. What I'm saying is you know and I honestly don't even want to talk about it too much.
Speaker 1:Right, right, we're not, we're not, you know it's like, but there might be somebody out there listening. It's just I feel like maybe.
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 1:I don't know the whole situation he needs to start smoking.
Speaker 2:some crack I think it sounds to me like the dude probably just needs Some crack. I don't know Like it's. Like we all say we sometimes people just need a microphone and to just let it out and then maybe go back and run it back and help find him some clarity and be like oh shit, that's what I sound like. Nah, he needs some.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean? He needs a date. Well, I mean who doesn't? You know who doesn't? True, right, it's been a while, but that's all I'm saying is sometimes I honestly believe that helps. I mean, I feel like this whole thing is helping me. It helps to go back and listen to the playback and be like, oh well, maybe I need to stop that, or maybe. I need to fix that or maybe I need to work on that, or if I feel you know, who knows?
Speaker 1:I mean, he's a busy man.
Speaker 2:It's hard to hear yourself when you don't have any way to play it back and hear yourself. That's true, that's true.
Speaker 1:Well, you know, I would like to get a guest on here soon, and he would be a good guest. It's just, you know, he's a busy man.
Speaker 2:You're a busy man. No, I'm not talking bullshit, I'm not.
Speaker 1:We got to talk to his assistant to get to him. Now I got you. He's Mr Big Time now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, you know, hopefully we can get some guests here pretty soon though Maybe my son or something I know he's willing to, if we ever can find the time to get him on here. But, you know, definitely start finding some things to talk about or have other people's perspectives too, you know. But so far so good. I mean, that's what this whole podcast is about. We're a brand new podcast and you know, I know that's. How do you think, how was it for you so far in the beginning of this whole podcast process?
Speaker 2:This whole thing. I mean, we've been doing it like what for about? We started talking about about a month and a half ago and it's like we're at about, yeah, like two weeks later. We started getting everything. About three weeks ago we started putting stuff out.
Speaker 1:Here's my theory. Yeah, it's like this, right, it's like it's like two people are hanging out having some drinks, right, and you know, when you drink, you just start like talking about, like man, you know like we should do this or we should do that, or like just just talking and stuff. Or even when you're sober dude, my theory just just talking and stuff. Or even when you're sober dude, my theory is, if you really feel like it, just like you know, I know sometimes it's like it's hard, it's easier said than done because of the whole financial thing, but if you're really passionate about something, you can make it happen, because then, let's say, you just let a year pass by and someone comes up on your tv screen or on your phone with the same kind of idea that you kind of had a year ago.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:They actually took action yeah, and now you're like oh damn, that was kind of what I was thinking, yep and it happens as a musician, it happens to me all the time.
Speaker 2:Um, that's why we're doing this. That's one of the reasons I had already been thinking about this for the last few months, anyways, because I need someone to keep me preoccupied. And I found myself spending money because I wanted to build this table at first, and I found myself I was like, well, I mean, I got the wood. I have been wanting to start up a tool collection. It would be cool, I mean. So I regret it. It not that I regret it. I'm still gonna save the stuff and maybe, you know, look into it. And it would be nice to get some sort of a platform for all this recording equipment, get like a little shelf or something.
Speaker 1:So maybe I'll look into that you can make that stuff out the wood over there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly that's what I'm saying, because you know I, you know how I work with pallettes and stuff and I got all those boards accessible to me and it's a smaller-scale project than a big old table. You know what I'm saying? Right, just like a little, almost like a desktop, little platform type stuff, something for the interface and something for the speakers to go around, like my laptop or whatever. Even for the laptop too, I'm going to need something for that speakers, right, to go around, like my laptop or whatever. Even for the laptop too, I'm gonna need something for that, maybe a little stand, well, you know.
Speaker 2:But uh, so I figured I sat here just thinking about the whole music thing for a long time because, um, I felt like I hit a wall, not in the sense that like in the sense that I've been, like I've been practicing on my own the guitar and and songs and all that on my own, and I feel like I'm good enough to be able to at least do something like recordings wise.
Speaker 2:But I don't want to have to drop a whole bunch of money on that. I'd rather drop money on the equipment and learn how to do it myself, because I do have recording experience. But it's been a long time and this will allow me to. Actually, it gives me more tools at my disposal and so and there's no rush for me to like, get anything I can work on material on my own and everything else, anything I can work on material on my own and everything else, and then so also with the podcasting, that helps me figure out the whole aspect of all this thing. So that's why I say you know, it's cool that, yeah, that's what we try to keep. Remind the customers that this is, or the customers, the listeners out there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel like I'm selling some shit right now. Yeah, shake them down. I feel like I'm selling some shit right now. Pay up.
Speaker 2:Shake them down. You know it's like this is the DIY thing, it's for self-improvement, for men's health, for really everybody's health, mental health, really. It doesn't have to be men's health, but I mean we are two dudes so we do talk about, you know, things that bother us in the male perspective.
Speaker 1:But it would be cool to have some females out there to join in all this thing, you know, and maybe their two cents, maybe, like, um, jennifer lawrence, if she's, you know, maybe calm down there, tiger.
Speaker 2:Um, I mean, that'd be cool too, but you know, yeah, she's too busy that's the goal.
Speaker 1:I know that's the goal.
Speaker 2:I know she'll hit me up, but let's uh, let's focus on getting at least like 20 regular downloads in one month. How about that? I mean, we actually hit that already, you know, with the three episodes that we have out there so far. Hopefully this is the next one, because we can't be waiting too long for another one. That doesn't look good. I'm putting one out for people out there. I'm putting one out for people out there.
Speaker 2:My suggestion is that if you're looking to start a podcast, definitely get some plan out ahead of time what it is you want to. If it's a podcast, what is you want to talk about? Maybe get a handful of topics together, because you might start off running, hitting the ground running, but everything's cool, but you find yourself after a while just running out of material, you know. So definitely, definitely. I would suggest to people out there read the news or do your research. Definitely do your. I mean, if you're going to talk about something, you definitely want to do your research. That's something that I definitely need to work on myself, because I've been putting out my two cents.
Speaker 1:But that's just.
Speaker 2:But my guy over here, this dude in big shoots over here, he's been holding it down. He came sprinting out the gate, though, for sure, and he's definitely come a long way. This is a brand new thing for him too. So I mean, it's a brand new thing for me, because I'm awkward in front of the mic.
Speaker 1:Dude, fuck podcasts. Yeah, no, no, I'm kidding, no, I just never, you know, never thought you'd be doing podcasts. Like I don't listen to podcasts, really.
Speaker 2:I started listening to a little bit just to get a sense of it. But really a podcast could be about anything. It could be just like a discussion about anything and everything. Remember, our thing was just you know, let's just shoot the shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's where we started because we were talking about just raw and uncut stuff.
Speaker 1:Maybe there's some people who just want to tune in and have something to listen to. Maybe they have their story too, or they can relate to some of our stories. No pressure, we just want you guys to sit back and enjoy.
Speaker 2:Hope you enjoy the show hopefully you guys learn something, learn some informative stuff from us along the way we hope to learn some stuff not only from each other, but about ourselves and definitely self-improve, and definitely there's. We all need some sort of support of a group. You know somewhere we can just check into, and I'm pretty sure I opened up the comments on my website, on the website for the podcast. So you know, if you're listening along and you see that, post a comment. Feel free to post a comment. Whatever it is, it doesn't matter, everything helps. Yeah, let's you know. Build each other up, bro, that's all I'm talking about like some Legos like some Legos, yeah, like some legos.
Speaker 2:He says well, yeah, bro, uh, we're at 31 minutes.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, yeah yeah, no dude, but um, it's just every day something new. But here you know, yeah, yeah, try to keep it fresh a little bit of this, little bit of that. How do you like the podcast? So far? It's cool. Yeah, I mean it's pretty much to me. It's um, it's hard because I feel like when you're in front of a mic you kind of choose your words a little bit more carefully.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you have to yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:And it's not even really that I don't want to like. I don't, you know I I like. I said we're, we're raw and uncut. We're here to have a good time? Yeah, definitely, so we're definitely gonna joke around and right, but we don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't want to get to, try not to. We're gonna try not to waste your time, right, exactly, you know.
Speaker 1:But no, I mean it's cool. I think it's cool so far, just chilling, having a good time. Yeah, just talking about some random stuff stuff going on definitely, you know. But it's just, it's crazy man, you know I'd be, I'd be thinking like man, it'd be nice to hit the lottery. But I don't, I don't believe in the lottery dude, I just don't believe in. I just think it's a scam.
Speaker 2:You got to pay to play, you know I just I don't know, that's just me personally, I mean, I can tell you it's not a scam, because I've won fairly big quite a few times.
Speaker 1:For like a ton of money.
Speaker 2:The mega millions. Yeah, no, I mean, I can't say. I mean for me to say that and be spending money on tickets almost every day to you know. But imagine just like the feeling of waking up the next day, and Well not almost every day, but you know Right right.
Speaker 1:Print drawing.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, almost every day, but you know.
Speaker 1:Right, right Per drawing Right. Yeah, I mean, don't get me wrong, right, I pondered.
Speaker 2:The way I see it is you got to pay to play. It's true, it's true. You know you can't wait for a billion dollar jackpot. Play one one time. And then I mean, yeah, you might get that's, that's.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, yeah, and there's a system to playing these things, these games, especially if you read the rules. I'm not even trying to really win a billion like I don't want to play.
Speaker 2:No, that's true, that's true you know, but I don't know there is. There are groups, I mean, I don't know if they're still out there, but I know there's, like um. I remember watching on a good morning america something about um or sunday, the sunday edition, or something like that. Um about an uh, this uh elderly guy that, uh, he retired and always was really good with numbers. But, uh, there's this one lotto game called windfall where nobody wins, yeah it's, it just keeps adding. I forget exactly how well I know it was. Uh, it was weird, but um, but basically he was good with numbers and he, he said, well, he played the, the numbers game. So he went and bought like a whole, like a couple thousands of dollars on tickets and one didn't win, didn't hit the jackpot, but he won pretty big.
Speaker 2:And then kind of started doing that again and again and before he knew it he was getting other people investing and so the more people invested, depending on how much they invested, they would get a certain percentage of the winnings Right, and then whatever, and so that was the thing. And then, if you wanted to, on the next drawing you could invest more money. That was the thing. And then, if you wanted to, on the next drawing. You could do invest more money, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know um, and they kind of like they started helping out a lot of people in their community. Um, it's a really good movie. I forget what it's called, but uh, it's um, is it based on a true story yeah, it's based on a true story.
Speaker 2:It's um, uh, bryan C Brian Cranston from Breaking Bad. He's in it. Not Eisenhower right, yeah, yeah Him. Yeah, the dude from yeah, walt Whitman, walt White. Yeah, walt White, whitman, walt Whitman.
Speaker 1:Markham in the middle. Yep, dad, that was my shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was in that.
Speaker 1:He plays the dude. He plays the dude disguises the. He plays the dude.
Speaker 2:He plays the dude disguised as a dude playing another dude, yeah, yeah no, no so well, but it's a good movie.
Speaker 2:I liked it. It's like a feel good type of movie, but it's good. Sounds like a good movie. Yeah, yeah, it's on Paramount Plus. If you have Paramount, I'm not sure where else it would be, cause it's a Paramount movie, but yeah, that was a good one. Um, but yeah, there after that there was a whole bunch of people that started kind of doing that kind of stealing the yeah, like just going to people. They trust me, like hey, I got this thing going on, I'm investing. They got like ten thousand dollars, I'm gonna go buy these tickets like a pyramid you want to.
Speaker 2:You want to throw in on me? You can $500 get you that many tickets, I'll give you so much percentage of the winnings and blah, blah, blah, we win that's like the Ponzi scheme or like the kind of like that. But I mean, if you trust the people and they're coming through, you know well, I feel like that's just the way it's above board. Actually, it's not even like an underground or like something you're keeping from the government. It's like it's an LLC or whatever.
Speaker 1:But why not just See my thing? Is this right? Like why wouldn't I, why not just me go buy the ticket myself?
Speaker 2:Like yeah, you can do that, Do that. But what I'm saying is, the more tickets you have, the better, better chance to win.
Speaker 2:So let's say so if you say somebody says, hey, dude, um, I'm putting in 10, I'm going to go buy $10,000 to $5,000 worth of tickets. Uh, you want to go in with me? Uh, you throw in another $5,000 where we'll buy $10,000 worth of tickets and since it's just you and me, we'll go, we'll go down the middle. We'll go down the middle, uh, with everything and I don't know. But you have to, obviously, you have to trust the person, right? So that's like and and the thing is like the way they would do.
Speaker 2:It was that like in order for the people when it started off, in order to get the trust of the people, because it was way they would do. It was that like in order for the people when it started off, in order to get the trust of the people, because it was families. They would come, family members, that they would get involved in friends of family members, people they would know, and obviously not just whoever. And to get them more involved and make them feel more trustworthy, they would invite them to help them count the tickets. They would have that like the day after the drawing, because it was a crap load of tickets. It's not like you can. You need people, you need a lot of people to go through those tickets and look at the numbers and all that shit to see if you won. I mean, luckily, now you have scanners on your phone and you can just scan the ticket and it'll tell you and all that stuff.
Speaker 2:Right, right, but this was like I don't know. I just think it was like in the mid nineties or whatever. So it was like there was no way to do that besides just looking through all the tickets and looking at the numbers and everything. That's crazy. So, yeah, you would, the more you would get people that invested in it to come in that night and start looking for tickets with you. But what if? What if you have a lot of winners? If you have a lot of winners too, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Then what you like, let's say you only. Let's say people, everybody chipped in a thousand dollars, right yeah, and you only won $5,000 out of out of spending how you would just break everybody back off their money and everything, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's the risk, okay, so how many people are you talking about?
Speaker 1:Let's say about. Let's say let's say so like. Let's say so. Let's say it's four people right, and they say and they give this money, they give the four people. Bring their money together and give it to one person. How much money? Let's say, everybody puts a thousand dollars, so five thousand dollars. So five people, right? Five thousand dollars, right and they give it to the one person.
Speaker 1:They give it to the one person and that one person takes the money and buys $5,000 worth of tickets and he brings it back to the station clears the tickets and takes whatever the winnings are.
Speaker 2:The thing is that you guys are all going to be together.
Speaker 1:He takes it back to the station with the five people and now it's six people.
Speaker 2:How does the fucking five you can't involve anybody that hasn't put money in it, because obviously they can take off with the money. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Unless it's somebody you trust.
Speaker 2:Like I said, these people had families, so it's like it started off with family members. Do you understand what I'm saying? It was just family and like really close friends of family or like you know. It wasn't just like people off the street. You have to trust it. Oh, okay, so it's IHOP, it's.
Speaker 1:IHOP, so you're going to put $20 for tickets. Right, exactly, just give me the 20 and I'll put my 20 and we'll get together Exactly right, so you obviously trust the person Right Right. Like hey, it might be two tickets.
Speaker 2:It's turned out for the saying and the more tickets you have, the better chance of winning. Like that I go get my own ticket, you know? Yeah, I understand that too, I get that but, I mean when you're hearing that, that that the group is winning constantly, though that's true but what if it's a facade?
Speaker 1:what if they're making it seem like they're winning but in reality they're doing this so you could keep putting money? So like all right, that team looks like it's, you would have to be getting your money.
Speaker 2:I mean mean you're getting your money. They tell you the winnings of everything from that drawing. Then you get your percentage. So if it was five people everybody put in evenly, then whatever you won, the total earnings from that drawing gets split five ways, no matter what. Dude this is good.
Speaker 1:This is a good show and it has to do with the subject we're talking about. You ever seen Madoff?
Speaker 2:yeah, I mean those are Ponzi schemes but it's kind of the same thing.
Speaker 1:But I mean not really, if you're going in with family members and people you trust. Here's the thing you think these people. I love my family, dude, but money I'm not saying my family, right? Some people bro. You hear some of these stories where they find out that there.
Speaker 2:Hear some of these stories where they find out that there's some of these people no, yeah, people, I mean. Yeah, there's a lot of trust involved in all this stuff. I get that. Like me. I don't think I would ever do anything like that, like, um, have you heard of Tandas? No, tandem, no Tandem. What's that? So?
Speaker 2:And and hispanic people do this all the time, um, is that where you spend? Uh, no, it's where. So, all right, so you work, you've worked with these, you work with your co-workers for years, right, you're all pretty sure that you guys are all going to be working, no matter what, right, right. And so what happens is, um, you trust each other, and this is where people try to just get other people involved, which I never really agreed to, I never really liked. But, like, you're all supposedly friends and it's like, all right, let's start a tandem where it's either like 50% of your check or some people do your whole check, so you get five people, for example, right, so you're all getting paid the same day, right, right.
Speaker 2:So one payday, everybody throws in their chair their money from their check and it goes to one person and and it's it's. You know, numbers are drawn out for the order, you know what I'm saying so, when the Julano one day, sultano the next, the next pay period, uh, sulana, the third period, the next period after that, and you know, sulema, the period, you know period after that. So basically everybody gets paid, everybody throws in their check into the pot and first person gets it All of it Exactly, and what do they do with it? So the next pot it's his. So the next pot, the next payday, everybody throws in their check, their next check, into the pot.
Speaker 2:And the second person gets it and the second person that drew the number gets that one, and then the third time, the next period, the third person gets it, and the fourth time, the fourth person gets it. The whole check. Everybody.
Speaker 1:Everybody's whole check, so the check is 600 bucks.
Speaker 2:Everybody's checks.
Speaker 1:Exactly right, right, that's. But what if somebody flakes on you Like someone who's like Exactly what?
Speaker 2:if somebody's like nah go far, Exactly, bro, Exactly.
Speaker 1:But do you know what it was? I'd be like look, dude, if you take the money, that means you're in. You cannot take the money.
Speaker 2:And when it comes to you, you don't want to put in your check.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but still dude, that's an ass whooping.
Speaker 2:Do you know how brazen some people are, how ignorant?
Speaker 1:some people get. That's what I'm saying, dude, that's what I'm saying, like, with the lottery, and and and and only and only, uh, putting your family.
Speaker 2:you know what they say and you really want to risk your job, your career if you've been working there for a long time and you're comfortable, and do you want to risk your career because you got into into some stupid dealings with some other people?
Speaker 1:and then they fucked you over. Nah, dude, I'd be like I'm just not putting my check in no more, or I'll be like he's he's you lost out on you and you know that. Oh yeah, it's like where are you gonna go start?
Speaker 1:beating asses and then get fired no, I'll be like it's cool, but don't, don't be surprised if you know your, your tires are flat or you know I'm gonna get my six back. You know, not on the job site, for sure not on the job site that's what I'm saying, though I mean, but that's why I don't do stuff like that. You ever heard? The same family and business don't mix.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah exactly Same thing at work bro.
Speaker 1:Same thing at work.
Speaker 2:I know that I've always felt that way, but you know, it's like I tell people. It's like I told my one person. I said hey, dude, I don't really want to move in with you because I really do need to move out on my own and do this shit on my own. But I already know how this is going to go and you're going to take advantage of it and you're going to take make a mile out of an inch. But I'm going to tell you right now I'm doing this because I care about you. First of all, I'm down, but I tell you what this is just me saying is if, if everything goes down the way I'm already saying it's going to go down, even though they keep telling me it's not going down that way, it just gives me more of a reason never to do anything like this with you ever again. I said so. Don't just understand that, Understand that.
Speaker 1:And it's funny how sometimes you can kind of see where things are already heading, you know.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, I saw it a mile. I saw it like a far, far, far away. I'm like you know your people, you know what I'm saying, you know your people?
Speaker 1:Definitely Right.
Speaker 2:You know when you're the oldest, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:By almost a decade. Yeah, you see it, you know it mean by almost a decade.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you see it, you know it, and whatever it is what it is but it's like you know. I get it. We're family. But you ain't gonna chum me up like that, no more. I'll tell you that I love it, you know it's different now your offspring is a different story. I always I'm gonna look after them, if I can. You know that's that's. The goal is to work towards all that, but right, family.
Speaker 1:You know, the thing is I, I like I'm a, I'm a family person and I feel bad because I know some people out there either they don't have a family like that or they might have moved somewhere yes, like far, where they can't visit their family often. Yeah, you know. So we hope this show could kind of bring you close to someone yeah, that's something.
Speaker 2:Eventually that's a hurdle, like I said, yeah, I'm uh, let's just draw. You know, family members always be there, there'll be time to mend things. Sometimes all it takes is just time, bro.
Speaker 1:You need to just let time heal, you know definitely, because my thing is, I don't want, I like, when people get together out of the good of of grace, out of the good of god, out of the good of uh, of just hitting each other up to have a good time. You know, I don't want it to be damn. We only see each other when there's a tragic in the family, you know and I know everybody's busy. Tell that to my kids now.
Speaker 2:Tell that to my kids no, but I mean it's not nobody's fault.
Speaker 1:It's a busy world, right, we're all in each other's own.
Speaker 2:We're all in our own thoughts. We're all in our. It's just the dad being a dad. It's still just people in general.
Speaker 1:You know, I get it just people in general too, like sometimes you know I'm not gonna lie and you know I'll tell my homeboy I'll hit you up, and then I forget to hit him up, and then he'll be like oh yeah, hit me up. Oh shit, you're right, you know, but you know it's just like I don't. I feel like people should just like you know, hey, man, how you doing. You know what's going on. Are you even family members you haven't seen, or you?
Speaker 1:You know, I mean obviously you know, you know, nobody has to, nobody has to feel forced.
Speaker 2:There's people out there who don't want to talk to their family. It's like I said you know, it's just sometimes it's just best to just let things just ride.
Speaker 2:You know, eventually, you know and that's what sucks, though, is that, unfortunately, yes, it might be too long, and the next time you hear about them it might be because of a tragedy or whatever, but it is what it is.
Speaker 2:You know, it's like you try your best to not let things go the way they go, and I get it. I put people in that situation, I put myself, people put me in that situation, but, at the end of the day, the people in my life I have love and respect for, and it's like I know that love will always be there, but it my life I have love and respect for, and it's like I know that love will always be there. And um, but it's just sometimes you just it's like I've always said is, I'd rather love people from afar than hate you up close. I'd rather love you from way like fucking all the way on the other side of the world. Right then had then have you right next to me and me now fucking being able to stand your dog, to be honestly, like I love you, you know.
Speaker 1:yeah, I'm all the way over there. Yeah, yeah, bro, stand your ass over there here.
Speaker 2:No good.
Speaker 1:No good here, but over there, Good. Yeah, Text me, call me. If you want write me a letter, if you want email me.
Speaker 2:You know I've said that it sucks when family members have driven you to that saying. You know what I'm saying, because that's the only way I came up with that. I want to coin that saying because I think I'm the one that came up with it. I've never heard anybody else say it. I'd rather love you from afar than hit you up close. To be honest with you, we got a philosopher here. A poet I don't know about a philosopher. Yeah, we got a poet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean philosopher. Yeah, we got a problem. Yeah, I mean you know. I mean yeah, well, you know, it's um, it's not healthy to to fake yeah like there's people who there's people who are in relationships who probably can't stand each other, but they're just together. For whatever reason, they don't want to leave each other. Isn't that how?
Speaker 2:women are. I mean, when they're mad at you, they can't stand you. They don't want you anyway they want you. They don't even want to see you. Hear you, smell you. You better not breathe. Yeah, you better not even fucking breathe, bro.
Speaker 1:Isn't that?
Speaker 2:pretty much the same. Thing.
Speaker 1:Isn't it the same thing?
Speaker 2:And what do they say? Yeah, I can't even fucking look at you right now. I'd fucking go away, right.
Speaker 1:Yes or no. I mean, if they really love you, they'll try to stab you.
Speaker 2:But except if they really love you, you know but no, that's, that's that fucking thuggy, fucking ghetto, ass, love dog, you know hey, but those are hotties.
Speaker 1:That's that ghetto love. Oh man, you wanna take one nah bro, but she'll. Yeah, I've dealt with it in my old age?
Speaker 2:no, in my old age, no, bro, in my old age. No, in my old age, no, bro. And I know I was still kind of old when I put myself in those situations, because I did my 20s in my late 30s. Dog, you know what I'm saying. Right, I had my kids. I got married. I lost my virginity to my wife. I'm still married, Right, right, technically. Yeah, I got married, lost my virginity to my wife. We had our kids Only knew her till like I was like 30, 28, something like that, 29, 30. And then I met the next chick, luckily, somebody that I knew before my wife, and we reconnected and we were together for like nine years, eight years or something like that. Okay, so I was only with two women till I was like 36, 37, bro. So I did my 20s. Yeah, man, I did my 20s in my mid-30s.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I hear you and, believe me, I did it hard, bro, it gets wild out there. It gets wild, but it is what it is, you know, and it's not to say that at the time when you're going through it, when you're going through it and I'm only I'm speaking from my point of view when I'm going through it. My mindset is not. Oh yeah, this is just. You know it's not never. I'm there. You know I'm gonna you get put in, man, I don't know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. It's like people.
Speaker 1:Explain. No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like these people put you and themselves in a certain place is all.
Speaker 1:I'm saying oh, definitely, definitely, in a place that you don't even know you were going, exactly right. You're like how do we get here?
Speaker 2:you could be so truthful about something and still go into it with we're the most honesty, that be as honest as possible and everything else, but then feelings get caught up in the way dude and do you understand what I'm saying and we're only so.
Speaker 2:It's never like I was, I was, I was going into, in into it deceivingly. I was, I was telling, I was telling the women I was with. It's like like, hey, I'm married first of all, second of all. It's like I'm just trying to come out here and have a good time. It's not that I, it's like I dig you, maybe let's find out where this goes, but just know that my mindset's not there. Let's just hang out and see where. Let's hang out and see what happens. Let's not go into this with a mindset anymore like with an end game already. Let's just have fun. Man, you said you wanted to go with the flow, exactly right.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, nah yeah, and you told me that too, he never wants to tell anybody, anybody, any woman that said.
Speaker 2:And never once I told the chick hey, um, it's you and only you. I was honest with them, right? You know it's me and not you. Yeah, was honest with them, right, you know it's me and not you. Yeah, yeah, I would be honest with them. It's like, hey, dude, I want to, I want to kick it with you, but you just know that, like it's just a kick thing, it's not a you know it's a, it's a, let's just go. I would just want to enjoy. I enjoy my time with you, man let's just.
Speaker 2:They want to know what you are, though, and what's funny is that they go into it women go into it already having you in that mindset. They have already put you in that place, dog, but you can't say nothing because then it's like they think you're calling their wholeness out or something like that. But just be honest is all I'm saying, you know Just be honest.
Speaker 2:You know, most girls don't like being called hoes you know, and I'm not saying I never want to say, you know, first of all, if you're going into something like that, into any sort of relationship, any sort of like connection with a, with a woman, or be it a relationship or just a hookup or whatever, it should never, you should never go into the mindset of oh, this hoe, right here.
Speaker 1:Right right, that's just stupid, bro. Right right, Just having a good time.
Speaker 2:That's not only that we're disrespectful for her, that's you're disrespecting yourself, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like there's nothing wrong with two people just having a good time If they want to make themselves.
Speaker 2:That's on. That you can't stop that you can't stop that.
Speaker 1:You can't stop that? I don't know, definitely ain't. No, captain Sabre, you can't hate on it, bro.
Speaker 2:You can only participate on it, bro don't hate the play, you know just enjoy the show, right right you know, there's at the end of this, you know, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get his attention by his attention by going out and doing you know whatever. That's fine, go out, do your thing. Cool. If you want to call me, tell me about it. That's cool, call me, tell me about it. You know, if you get tired of being over there, come on over. If you get tired with him, just come on over. Or, after you're done, come on over.
Speaker 1:Anyway, just make sure you shower you know what, just come on over or after you're done come on over anyway, just make sure you shower. You know what I?
Speaker 2:mean Just lay back and open your mouth, all right. That's enough of that chauvinistic stuff. That was a joke, guys. That was straight up a joke. All right, it's just you got to. It's like the saying goes you gotta joke about these things, or else what you cry. Right, you know I'm done crying. I ain't got no more tears bro yeah, at least for now at least that's what they all say.
Speaker 2:That's what they all say you know, that's all I'm saying. Just try something new. Just be honest for once. That's all I'm saying. Just be honest. It's as simple as that. You won't believe how freeing that is when you just straight up honest that's like that one movie with jim carrey where he can't lie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yep yep, liar, liar yeah, but you know yeah, yeah, yeah I don't, I I think, I think it's okay to lie a little bit, a little bit right, just a little bit, not in the sense where it's kind of like.
Speaker 2:Well, I was told that to women nor all your money nor all your love give. That's what I was told. You know what was that? I trusted, that's what I was told you know. What was that? I trust you. A woman Doesn't give you all your money or all your love.
Speaker 1:Well, you gotta have A savings stuff. You know what I mean. You gotta save some of that For you, exactly, you know, I'm pretty sure there's probably some. That's why, look, I don't care if she makes more than me, you know, if she wants to, if she wants to do her own thing, that's cool. Yeah, yeah, you know, I could, I, I, you know.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking about. Maybe that was that's true. I mean, I fell out of that, that rule because look, look where I'm at now, honestly, dude, it's a look where I've they're going to do what they want to do, right? Yeah, regardless, oh they're going to do what they want to do and it's always putting you on the waiting list On the, on the. You know what I'm saying? All right, All right, let's, let's change the subject before this changed into that. That Adam Sandler show On Saturday Night Live, you know?
Speaker 1:what I'm talking about. No, no, no, no. Well, tonight we're gonna call.
Speaker 2:Denise nah and hang out with your love now. Who's on the waiting list?
Speaker 1:no, but um, no, dude, it's just. Look, greg, this is, generally speaking right. Like yeah, you know, women like to put, but like there's, there's some guys out there not to say that the woman I'm talking about is Denise right Not to say? That the woman I'm talking about is.
Speaker 2:Denise Right, that was the name of the show. Adam Sandler's segment on SNL, which was the Denise show.
Speaker 1:Now we're going to call Denise. If Denise calls tonight, let her know. Sorry, not her.
Speaker 2:I only say that for my own personal reasons. The person listening to this. I'm not talking about you, so calm the fuck down, right.
Speaker 1:She's going to come over here and kick some ass. No, but I mean, you can't live with them, you can't live without them, right?
Speaker 2:Can't slap them either.
Speaker 1:No, Definitely don't want none of that. I noticed that, though. I noticed that a lot of not a lot, but a lot of these women have been getting a lot of really like, really like. Hey, what's up with you, you know, like pulling up on you, like trying to flex, and shit like whoa, whoa you know, I like my women pretty cool chill sweet you know trying to pull up on me and flex on me.
Speaker 2:We're almost there, bro, yeah, so just letting you know. I don't know if you want to wrap it up now, but yeah, we're about to get there and plus, let's. I think it's about time to wrap her up anyways, because you know, my lips are pretty loose now and they're only gonna start getting looser at this point, and I think I got enough out of my chest to to to better myself well, you know me man. You know what the show about? Yeah, you know me, bro.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be on my island with my top five women. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's funny how you never ask me about mine. Oh yeah, what's your top five, my top five, yeah Well, it's not all women and it's not all about that whole sexual vibe that you got going on here. No, no no, no, mine would be me, my, I guess, my ex, the one that just ghosted me and her three kids. That's five people right there, man.
Speaker 1:That's starvation, you know.
Speaker 2:You know, honestly, that's what I saw my future to be. Anyways, bro, I don't know. I'm telling you, I guess I'm still there, bro, you put up an island and ask me who would be on that island.
Speaker 1:Get off that island, man. Get off that island, bro. You ask me who would be on that island. I'm telling you Get off that island, bro. Who I would choose to be on that island? I got an island going, dude.
Speaker 2:You see, my island dude. A psycho thing either. I'm not being psycho, this is me being the true romantic dog. Yeah, get off that island. Be over there being being the pro, the hunter, the gatherer, the provider, going out there hunting pigs. You know they're bringing the meat, the spoils definitely all that stuff definitely I know, I know that's not what you want to hear, bro, but yeah bro, no, get off that I'm sorry. My island got Jennifer.
Speaker 1:Lawrence, what's her name? Oh, dude, my island, your island sounds like trouble triple, five trouble don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2:Don't get me wrong. All those women are beautiful too.
Speaker 1:But I'm not even about that, bro, I get it with you.
Speaker 2:You're 30 years old man, but you know, go plow the land and what do you call it?
Speaker 1:I'm not saying that Go plow the land and plant a seed, bro. I was just saying we play some Uno, you know play some Twister maybe some, you know some.
Speaker 2:You're like, the only game I got here is twister.
Speaker 1:Though I don't know how that happened, you know we could play tic-tac-toe on the sand, I guess, but you know, whatever though, but you know that's just us man. Hope you guys enjoy the show. Yeah, yeah, appreciate you guys, staying tuned. Yep, yep. Anything you want to add to?
Speaker 2:the. Yeah, I mean, you know the same old stuff. You know, just trying to pimp ourselves out a little bit more. You know, just keep an eye out for that webpage. I'm pretty sure this one's going to go up. It feels pretty good to me. I don't know about you, but, yeah, just look out for the webpage and our support links and all that stuff, and if you want to contribute something, that'd be great. You know, help us improve our studio. We're currently looking to maybe move our location into the kitchen, where you might not hear this fan kicking on so much all the time, or the motorcycles. I mean, you're still going to hear the motorcycles, no matter what. But you know, just bear with us and we'll catch you on the next one. Peace, hasta la pasta.
